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Love me, love my angel, Johnny.
I love you all,
Muahs,
Chaos

Some random Johnny Depp Filmography silliness

Not to be taken seriously of course, this is just me having some fun.

Once Upon a Time in Mexico there was a sweet man who had some very good Chocolat and it was Divine Rapture! When he peeked through the Secret Window, he saw Lady Blue having a Nightmare on Elm Street at the Ninth Gate, just around the corner from the Hotel. It looked like it came From Hell, and that Libertine was having an Arizona Dream, so he thought he would Blow, and experienced a little Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, thought he was a Dead Man for a moment there. However, the Cry Baby assured him that certain Pirates of the Caribbean would be docking shortly, bringing Ed Wood and Don Juan deMarco to 21 Jump Street to see Benny & Joon about the Astronaut's Wife. And did I tell you that Donnie Brasco went down to the Sleepy Hollow and found the Man Who Cried, and I mean, well, why wouldn't he since the Corpse Bride was after him, but he put The Brave on and invited Edward Scissorhands to visit Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Before Night Falls and all that, and they just got there in the Nick of Time before the Platoon arrived to see What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Then they went to the Private Resort and found the Dead Man's Chest and decided to see what was At World's End before removing The Curse of the Black Pearl, but they got Lost in La Mancha and ended up at my place...

Don't I wish!!??